Refund policy

REFUND POLICY
// last updated: May, 2026

We want you to love your gear.

If something arrives jacked up or we sent you the 
wrong item, we will make it right. No bureaucratic 
runaround. No filing a report in triplicate.

We cover:
— Items sent incorrectly
— Damaged or defective products

We do not cover:
— Buyer's remorse
— Ordering the wrong size
— Your significant other's opinion of the shirt

Refund requests must be submitted within 30 days 
of your order date.

To request a refund, email us at:
contact@crayoneatersclub.com

Include your order number and a brief description 
of the issue. A photo helps if the item is damaged.
We're not trying to make this hard.

This policy may be updated at any time. For the 
most current version contact us at the email above.

// A NOTE ON CARE INSTRUCTIONS

Your gear will last longer if you treat it with 
slightly more respect than you treated government 
property.

Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron over the 
graphic. Washing instructions are included with 
your order.

We are not responsible for what happens after 
you ignore them.