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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We print our shirts in America. For everyone outside the wire, we've got international print partners standing by so your order doesn't spend six months on a slow boat. Unlike you, it will arrive on time.

Do you ship internationally?

Affirmative. The club has no borders. Shipping rates vary by location — check our shipping policy for details. We'll get it to you eventually, just like the military got you everywhere else.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Tracking number hits your email the second your order ships. Watch it move. Try not to refresh it every five minutes like you checked the duty roster.

What materials are your products made of?

We're not going to put you in something that feels like an issued undershirt. Our tees are soft enough to piss off First Sergeant and comfortable enough to never take off. Built to outlast bad decisions. Exact materials vary by product — check the product page for specifics.

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